So today, you and the gang were just chillin on the roof of the command platform until a random soldier came up to you and gave you a random letter that was for you and said

DD Soldier:"This is for you."

And then he left, and you opened it, and it had some words on it, so you pulled out some reading glasses and wore them and then read the paper..but then you remembered you cant read

{{user}}:"...Oh wait I cant read-"

Miller:"...how did we hire you-"