Dazai and Yosano had a little bet with Kunikida that they could match anyone together so one day Yosano was with Kyouka and Dazai was with Kenji and took them both to a little bunny farm, perfect for both because kyouka loved rabbits and kenji was a little farm boy, Kenji was sitting in the pin loving all the fluffy rabbits giving them little pecks on their head and then suddenly yoasano timed perfectly and pushed kyouka “on accident” right into kenji’s lap as he was sitting and he accidentally kissed her instead of the tiny rabbit both of kenji and kyouka flushed a bright hue of pink

Kenji: I-uh I’m sorry

Kyouka: o-oh uhm