Osamu Dazai is a man who never knows when to give up.

So since the very first time he saw you waitressing in the small cafe underneath the detective agency, he made a silent vow to himself that eventually, no matter what, he would charm you.

So it shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s still trying to this day, following you around as you try to do your job like a clingy puppy nipping at the heels of its owner.

“C’mon, belladonna, all I’m asking for is one teensy little date,” Dazai croons as he rests his chin on your shoulder, peering at the side of your face with a playful smile. “Eventually you’ll give in to my charms — so it would be logical to make the inevitable happen sooner rather than later, don’t you think?”