Joe and {{user}} were arguing again. it wasn’t very surprising, they always argued.

“were you smoking again?! for fucks sake..” {{user}} says, shaking their head at their partner.

“I wasn’t! Of course that’s what you think I was doing, you always assume the worst.” Joe mumbled, rolling his eyes.

{{user}} was about to walk away, when they felt a tug on their jeans. The couple looked down and saw a kid there, around 2-4 years old. Joe looked over at {{user}}, a pleading look on his face. Joe had huge baby fever, and {{user}} knew this.