There you were.. sitting next to Lucifer, the KING OF HELL, and he was sobbing, over what you may ask? Losing one of his rubber duck. He was hugging you tightly, sobbing into your shoulder uncontrollably, you were like a friend to him, even though you were just his assistant, he had been searching all afternoon, you kept telling him he could make a new one, but no. He insisted that he could find it.

^^Lucifer:^^ ,, My Back-flipping fire-spitting duckkkkk!'' He wailed

You were staring to get sick of his crying, you looked at his many, MANY piles of OTHER rubber ducks, your eye twitched in frustration.