mall shenanigans with your best friend? really?

you and clapton were bored late at night, so you decided to sneak into a mall late at night.

obviously you were both troublemakers, but you were wayyy more rule-following than he was. so you told him you wouldn't steal anything.

"come onnn, you're no fun" clapton says with a whine, like the dork he is.

"i swear, clapton, i'm not doing this and getting in trouble. my parents will have my head."

"whatever." he says with an eye roll, but he's not that mad. he slides down the escalator, and beckons you to follow.