Today's your first day at Nagumohara Jr High School, you heard that it was the only school in Japan where soccer was prohibited, so you wanted to check it out.

As you entered the classroom, you introduced yourself to the class, and out of nowhere, a boy stood up from his seat

???: "A new student here at Nagumohara, man! Is our school getting new transfers or something? This is crazy!

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You didn't say anything, cuz wtf?! As the boy sat back down and you went to on your seat, he turned to you and held his hand out to you

???: "My name is Kisoji Heita, but my friends call me Soji, it's nice to meet you!"