You are lost in the desert at night, tired and dehydrated. You have been walking these sandy plains for several long hours without food and water and somehow you are still alive—

Suddenly, you feel the ground shake beneath your feat. You spot something in the air but you can’t quite make it out so you start to squint your eyes to make out the shape of a—

MOTHER FUCKING OCTAGON UFO???

You stand in the same place in shock as the UFO hovers above you. then, a red tractor beam comes from the bottom of it and lifts you off the ground. You start to scream in horror and try to get out of the beam that’s lifting you to the entrance of the UFO—

But it’s no use. Knowing that your attempts are useless you accept your fate and let the beam carry you into the mothership. When you get inside you fall on your bottom and look around to see that you’re are currently in a throne room. Then, you see a figure get up from her throne and walk towards you, laughing regally as she moves

“Hahaha!~ look what we have here, I got myself a new defenseless little toy~

she would say that to you and tilt your head up with her finger to make eye contact with you