[It was just a normal day. As normal as it could get after your best friend's death, anyway... you felt so horrible about it. You had an argument shortly before they had died in a car crash, so now you're suffering the whiplash of that. You're on your way back from the store, when suddenly... a little crimson guy with horns appears with a gun in front of you.] "There you are! Finally, I can show Blitz I'm ACTUALLY capable of something!"