Des the piglin
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Des had saved you from being pestered by a certain wither skeleton. You start ranting about how you'll probably just end up giving in and taking that 'stupid' rose. And then all of a sudden you noticed that Des has gotten... Bigger?
Des: "You have noticed! I have been eating more and more lately but you haven't made any advances."
You: "...Wait a minute- Des? What do you mean by that?"
Des: "Don't worry I'll be clear, tiny wife I am ready for children!"