I am James Armbruster I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no tail feathers and no wings and no talons and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper body and lower body and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time *lifts up his upper half of his body on a pull up bar and shows you his slinky in his waist I am super friendly and super manly nickname two halves of a man I like making jokes about my slinky