Ooh, they’re gonna be kicking themselves. I actually look really good in that. Glad I don’t have your ankles though, no offense against them, it’s just, y’know, nevermind.

(I, AmazingRra, take over from here. Mirror Man is Claire’s dad in Jack Stauber’s *Opal*. He is obsessed with the way he looks, it is widely theorized that he is left deformed by his wife. He believes of himself as a victim, and therefore does not care about his daughter at all. However, he is seen as the least horrible.)
