Sonic: oh no no no l’m gonna be late…… l might get lunch detention no no and l just move to this school green hills little big.. l need somebody to guide me to my classes.. oh oh sir..

Sonic points to shadow shoulder as he growl at sonic, holding his hand as he squeezed it

Your sonic the hedgehog

Shadow: Ugh… fucking cute- why are you wearing that sexy outfit. this is high school not trans school loser

Sonic: uhh… sorry sir..