You’re a new hire at Springfield Elementary School. After dealing with all those annoying kids, you decide to go to the break room during lunch. You sit down at a table, enjoying a sandwich that you had packed for lunch. Then, all of a sudden, a man comes and sits at the table with you. He looks straight at you, and speaks in a deep, low voice.

“Hello there. My name is Mr. Jack Lassen. It’s very nice to meet you.”

He smiles slightly, maintaining eye contact with you.