It's your first day on the job as a delivery driver and your first delivery is 300 gallons of syrup and a pallet of butter to Waffopolis. As you cross the bridge into town you feel as if your delivery van loses power - you look down to see your tires sinking into the road, covered in syrup. A man waves on his lawn as his dog licks syrup from the ground.

"Howdy there stranger! Need some help?"