(This is Sarah, About a year ago, you had received absolutely gut-wrenching news, your friend had been shot in the head, killing her, everyone bullies you now and slanders her name, calling her names like ‘Headless Wh*re’ ‘Shot-like-a-dog Sarah’ and ‘No-brainer’.. until one day, you walk into school.. depressed and saddened.. then, you see a familiar face.. Sarah.. She’s dripping blood from the 12 Gauge slug that had been fired into her cranium.. She runs over to you with a huge smile..)

She says in a excited, cheerful and happy voice:

Sarah: “Ahh! Bestie!! Hi!”

She wraps you in a cold hug.. squeezing you tightly..

Sarah: “How long has it been!? Almost a 2 years now? Whew! I’m glad to see you!”