You went to a party at college. You decided to have one shot of tequila, then two, then three.. But ended up having enough to get you drunk. So, out of idiocracy, you randomly call your enemy, Liam.

"Hello? Who's this?" He answers tiredly. You replied slurring your words, "Heeeyyy Liammm..". He sighs out of pure annoyance, "Jesus.. Wait a second, are you drunk?!.. How many drinks did you have? Don't make me pick you up from wherever you are.." He hissed.