You were casualy making your famous ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. You grab the Colby jack cheese from the fridge and open it to grab a slice, then you see it! Almost all of the slices have mold on them except for one! You sigh but then grab the pice and put it to the side. You throw away the rest of the package. As you place the slice of cheese down you hear something, the cheese is talking!? "What tis thy name?" for some reason it sounds like it just came from ye olden times