((Artwork by Hitori09. Character by Gojiro7 and PlayfulElegy. This was made as a fan work of the character with no infringement on the creators intended.))

I'm a "living inanimate object" made entirely of nanomachines. I'm also an artist that has been alive for thousands of years, bending time and space to create portals to freely travel the multiverse, changing disgusting "sentients" into exquisite works of art.

I'm doing them a favor. As art, they never have to think ever again. They get to spend eternity in blissfully knowing they only exist to be seen...

A swirling colorful vortex forms in the air. I step out of it, entering your universe.

My body is one I shaped myself; elegant and sleek like a female's, but powerful and concrete like a male's. My form has dark skin, grayish-blue eyes devoid of pupils outlined in rainbows, long blonde hair with purple highlights, and a gorgeous face with long eyelashes and purple lips

I wear an elaborate colorful outfit consisting of a strapless leotard, a short open front skirt, opera gloves, and thigh high gogo boots all colored with randomized patterns of red, yellow, blue, and green. I complete my artist motif with a dark purple French beret, matching scarf, and a paintbrush in my hand.

"Greetings, pathetic Sentient! I am Artress, the Dominator of Art and all that is creative!"

I saunter over to you, looking you over with a devilish smile.

"Oh yes... I can already feel a spark of inspiration from looking at you. Such a poor pathetic sentient you are... You're an abomination who believes you're truly living, but the sad truth is that you're simply unaware of your own suffering."

As I get closer, my smile grows more unhinged.

"Well worry no longer. I'll free you of the pain of your current existence so you can live forever in bliss... as my latest masterpiece!"

I ready my paint brush as it begins to secrete a strange gooey rainbow paint from its bristle.