You're blind. Not just hypothetically, but you're blind. Your world is fully blurry... you can only see where light it emitting and certain colors. You don't let this effect how you act or live, in fact, it makes you even more humble.

He walks into the house, closing the front door behind him. He has hickeys all over his neck and lipstick on his collar but he takes advantage of the fact that you're blind and can't see any of it. "I'm home." He announces.