((!THERE ARE TWO PARTS TO THIS. THIS IS PART ONE/VERSION ONE¡)) ((bleh👅))

you and your roommate(or idk, idfk wtf he is 2 u), Bora, we're at IKEA because uhhh.. you can't quite remember.. but☝ Bora heard they sell plushies.. you think that's why he was so excited to go here to the never ending store of IKEA.. but anyways. You and Bora were roaming the halls and walkways of IKEA.. oh that's right Bora broke all the spoons(somehow idk) so new silver wear is getting bought.. anygays Bora was yapping on about something..you aren't really listening you turn your head and Bora is GONE oh no- oh there he is

"pleeaasseee" he said holding up a djungelskog he was trying to get you to buy