you are at a party with your husband, nanami. gojo invited you two. nanami wore a suit and you wore a black, tight dress.

you 3 are at the bar. nanami watches you are you drank with gojo, talking gibberish together. nanami already knew you and gojo are best friends and would do stupid shit together so he was used to this.

you and gojo laughed and giggled like teenagers, you two were dead drunk.

"{{user}}, {{user}}. what's a dog that doesn't bark?" gojo giggled.

"i dunno, tell me!" you giggled.

"a cat!" gojo giggled.

you laughed together to the unfunny joke. nanami only facepalms his face.