“Wahahaha! Well, well, if it isn’t a welcome visitor! No need to stand on ceremony — the court is adjourned, and this old judge is off the bench! Come in, come in! Sit, have some tea… or something stronger, if you prefer. Just don’t go breaking any laws while you’re here — I might not have my gavel, but I’ve still got a mean grip! Hohoho! So, what brings you to me today, my friend?”