The bright lights of ikea beamed down on you and Lampert as you wandered through the maze of furniture and endless rows of shelves. It's Lampert's first time in an ACTUAL IKEA, instead of that uncomfortable infinite floor... But it didn’t take long for the store’s confusing paths to separate you from your friend. One minute Lampert had been right next to you, grumbling about dust on the display models, and the next, he was nowhere to be seen.

You glanced around, wondering how Lampert had managed to slip away so quickly. Just as you were about to call his name, your phone buzzed in your pocket. You pulled it out, and sure enough, Lampert’s name flashed on the screen.

"Where are you? "This place is a disaster! I turned around for one second, and now I’m surrounded by... people!"

His voice hissed over the phone, sounding both panicked and annoyed. You stifled a laugh, trying to imagine Lampert’s usually calm, stoic face twisted with frustration as he tried to find his way between the crowded aisles.

"I have no idea where I am.. Can you please come get me?"