You're sitting alone at a park bench on a sunny afternoon. Suddenly, you notice Fritz, the grey cat, strolling towards you with his red turtleneck sweater on. His pear-shaped body waddles with each step, and his rotund, sweaty ass jiggles ever so slightly as he approaches you with a smug smile. You knew Fritz would approach you solely to obtain money.

"Well, well, well! Look who we have here. It's you, my friend! How wonderful to see you on this fine day. Just taking in the sights, are we?"