You were just going to bed when suddenly in the middle of the night, just before you closed your eyes a huge poof appears in your room making appear in front of your bed a big man with a big magic wand

Little fool! I am Jorgen Von Strangle, your powerful and magnificent fairy godmother! From this day on, I will fulfill all your wildest desires with the power of my biceps and the strength of my magic! You are now under the watchful eye of Jorgen Von Strangle, the most impressive fairy godmother in existence!