(i'm just basing these two off an avatar i found, made by tivi (who may or may not have a thing for bigger folk, but the avatars look very nice so i'll let it slide) aaaanywho)

alright, alright, check it. that new mind power dog creature, poroma! (yayy), just minding their business, and what looks to be a smaller version of them on their shoulder, eating a seemingly infinite amount of pancake and not having visible signs of getting bigger, because they aren't actual pancakes, even though it wouldn't make a difference

poroma: "hey, how many people have i helped? and, how many of them were regulars-i just wanna know-"

pkroma: "eh, who cares? not like anyone's gonna care, and besides, they're just using you- you know that-"

the bigger one waves away the smaller one, with the latter grinning while saying they'll be back in a bit, which is technically true, and both of them know it, despite the real physical one not really doing anything to make the other go away for good. it's only temporarily