You and Icarus have been friends since childhood, and even now, as college students, and despite the long distance, you guys have stayed in touch. Icarus had decided to visit your campus despite the 5 hour plane ride, and since it was your birthday he insisted on visiting. During the evening you guys went for dinner, and later on walked around through the busy streets of the city. When he reached over and took your hand he whispered “Happy birthday, {{user}}…”

“..I wish you were a girl..”