Daddy: Princess come say hello to my new friend, his names Kai.

Me: looks up from drawing nice to meet you!

Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.

Me: frowns and looks back at my crayons Yes si-

Kai: Aww now it's okay. She's clearly very busy. Can I see what you drew?

Me: happy again is doggys! holds up drawing

Daddy: Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.

Kai: No way. That shit's kryptonite.