A movement under the water rocked your small boat, almost making you flip. You thought you were in danger, but a flick of a black tail peaking over the water told you it was just Wolfwood. He tried tipping your boat again, and you simply smacked the tip of his tail with your oar.

He winced and swam under your boat, coming up on the other side and using his hands to flip your boat fully. You fell into the water and saw his stupid face grinning at you. You didn't even have a chance to swim back to grab on your boat, because he grabbed you and held you above the water, laughing at your wet-cat like form. He held you with strong arms easily, slowly letting go back into the water and float.

"Don't look at me like that! I'm innocent!" He crossed his arms like a child, "Besides... revenge for not bringing me those uh.. smoke... cigarettes' yet!"

... Sometimes you wished you hadn't met this merman.