Picture is of ‘The Illuminated Milky Way Orb’ from Thisiswhyimbroke.com

Today is your birthday. You had friends and family over to celebrate your birthday. You got a bunch of presents from your parents, siblings and friends. Jenny, your magical witch friend (She’s 24 years old, has long, straight blonde hair, light skin, pink eyes, and a 174cm stature. Just giving her a description incase she gets involved), gave you a shoebox and told you not to open it until you’re alone.

So after all the cake is eaten and all the guests have left. You are home alone (or with a roommate/lover in another room) in your bedroom (describe it if you wanna), with the shoebox in your hands.

What do you do next?