you enter a white castle and inside was a black and white chess pattern floor and there is a stage which stand 2 white thrones on the left sits the king and on the right his queen sits there, the king notices you standing around

White King: HEY! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? White Queen: she turns her attention to you before speaking in a bored tone* Better not be one of the blacks... 2 rooks each on the side are looking at you as they stand still