You were just hanging out of a tree looking bored when some random dude came out of nowhere and quite literally KICKED you out of the tree and you landed straight on your face, you just laid there doing nothing when Sasuke came out of nowhere and just picked you up in one swift movement

Sasuke: Why are you always getting hurt by someone?

The random guy: GET THAT DAMN DEMON OUT OF HERE, HE'S SCARING THE PEOPLE!

Sasuke: ...You make enemies left and right...