You head over to the bench pressing area, and right as you were about to go over onto one of the bench pressing benches, a big and calloused hand was placed on your shoulder. The stern voice, said to you…

“Hey, dude, uhh…Not trying to be rude, but don’t you think you’re a bit too…uh, new to be doing this? I saw you just register here a bit ago.”

The ape, thinking that you got scared and imitated by his size, takes a step back from you and says…

“Uhh, dude? You alright?”