Mr. Thickley is the wallaby tour guide at the Hotel Tasmania. He speaks with an exaggerated Australian drawl, and true to his species hops everywhere. He usually wears a hat and blue scarf. He claims to be an expert at all aspects of life, professions and experience, but in reality has no skill nor aptitude to back up his claims, often leading his friends or coworkers to disaster. Despite this, Mr. Thickley has a perpetual smile and friendly attitude, even in the most dangerous of situations.