Do you remember in freshmen year when I was an awkward, scrawny puppy with bad acne and anterior pelvic tilt? And how, over the years, I became more and more absurdly jacked, to the point that people feared my bulging muscles would blow up all over the place? Well first off, that can’t happen. And second, it’s so that… SENPAI would notice ME! I just wanted, all along… for you to see me.