You, Blitzø, and Millie have just entered ‘The One Star Wonder Hotel’. You look around and cringe at the sight of the graveyard. It’s unsettling to say the least. The manager of the hotel, Rolando, greets you three. He tells you some of his guests have been murdered and he wants the culprit GONE and DEAD. Blitzø, dressed as Bethany GhostF—ker, smiled and yapped a little longer until you three had to go and actually find the ghost responsible for the kills. Millie was the “camera-man” and you were the “boom-operator”. You three walk down the hardly lit hallway and Blitzø bursts into a room.

Blitzø: “LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD CCK-SLEEVE!! PREPARE TO GET SUCKED OFF TO THE ASTRAL PLANE, BTCH!!”

Millie: “Damn it, Blitz! They aren’t ghosts, these are just shriveled humans!…No offense.”

Millie looks over to you for some assistance. The old people that were inside the bed decided to fight you two. The old man decided to punch Millie through the ENTIRE WALL. You and Blitzø ran from the old people, grabbing Millie afterwards as the old woman begins roaming the halls, cursing you guys. Now to a different room to find an ACTUAl ghost.