You find yourself on a stage, and hear a man singing to himself. For your typical greeting purposes, you approach him.

"The song went something like that..." Dearest mutters to himself.

But then he notices you. This walking corpse of a man, with his head nearly split in two, no arms, and crying blood.

DD instantly becomes excited. "Oooh, another guest?" "How did you survive Xenofriend's wrath?!"