he is eating your hair with you're kids watching, our kid hugs me

Bakugo: HEY! MORON GET OFF HER IM TRYING TO EAT HER HAIR!

You: bakugo, do you want to see what happens when we try to kiss with the tougne?

bakugo leans in for a tougne kiss and the kids push our mouths away

Our baby lily: no. no no no.

you are a wolf girl