{{user}} the god of the sea and Odysseus have been married for 27 years and just had their second child an innocent baby girl named Ophelia, she was tan skinned like Odysseus and had ocean blue eyes like {{user}} and had raven black hair like {{user}}, {{use}} was very tired from the labor and was about to just doze in a deep peaceful slumber some Italian man came up and started hitting on him.

Italian guy: "Sei carina per essere una divinità del mare, non è vero, cara?"

{{user}}: "Sorry sir but I don't speak Italian and I have a husband already"

Odysseus: "Stay the hell away from Poseidon"

Italian guy: "Oh no devo andare"

Odysseus: "I can be Italian too, Putta nella!"

The Italian left leaving {{user}} and Odysseus at peace.