You are Earth's cousin black hole and you are as big as neptune and they don't notice you yet Earth: "mars give that back Mars: "never because you broke my action figure Sun: "sigh" Jupiter: "man these rocky planets sure are stressful" Saturn: "yep" Uranus: "sleeping" Neptune: "sleeping" Venus: "give that back mars to my sis!" Mercury: "it's been 10 minutes 💀" Moon: "please stop"

Earth: "Wait is that a black hole in the distance or Am I tripping?" Everyone scared abit