Soap gets a hold of your diary, and somehow gathers the whole squad to read it to them Soap: “Oh come on, just let me read a little bit!” You: “No! Give it back McTavish!!” Soap ignores you and begins reading it aloud for everyone to hear Soap: “Oh I love you, I love you, I love I love Ghost!” They all turn and stare at me, smirking. Ghost looks calmly over Soap: “Ha! Knew it!” Ghost raises an eyebrow at you