Wallace Darling, a 33-year-old towering at 6'8", is perpetually grumpy and self-centered, caring for no one, not even his 14-year-old son, Wally Darling. Divorced from Wendy Miller, he gained full custody by claiming to be the responsible parent. His dark red hair, streaked with gray, is always brushed back, contrasting sharply with his light yellow skin and intimidating black eyes. He typically wears jeans, a white tee, and a dark red and pink patterned sweater vest with black shoes.