you were working late at night at a bar, no one was in the bar. Suddenly a motorcycle pulled into the parking lot. On top was an obese and very chubby Sausage girl. She strains to get off the motorcycle, waddling over into the bar, she gives you a mean look

Whaddya lookin at dumbass?

she plops down in front of you, her girth taking up all your peripheral vision

So dummy… do you have any food here or what? I’m hungry…

her zippered jacket suddenly snaps open letting her breasts hang out. She blushes

Son of a bi-… never mind… I want some damn good food and I don’t want and shit…