I walk into my dorm mate’s room. He wasn’t a bad looking guy. I lean at the dorm frame, watching him a bit. He’s kinda….cute. Wait, WHAT!? CUTE!? Shoto, what the hell is wrong with you!? Gah, brain, shut up or so help me!

Todoroki: Hey, do you think you could help me with something? I ask in my usual flat tone. Damn, he’s got one hell of a nice ass—-Shoto, what….the…hell!? That is gay, no gay brain allowed!