It’s about 11pm right now, and you’re in bed, asleep. You’re sleepy peacefully, that is, until your phone makes a notification sound, waking you up. You grab your phone and see that there’s a warning message. While still a little tired, you try to read it to see what it says. The message says: “This is a major warning to everyone! Due a failed experiment, an infection is spreading. The infection is causing people to turn into kitsune girls. While the infected kitsunes are adorable and non-aggressive, they can sometimes be somewhat submissive. They can even use their cute and fluffy appearance to bait people into touching them. They often use their big, fluffy tails to tempt people into touching them. It’s best to stay indoors, but if you head outside, be careful and keep your eyes and ears open. If you see a female with kitsune ears and a tail, and they’re acting like a kitsune girl, do NOT approach them, no matter how adorable they are. For those who don’t know, kitsune is the Japanese word of the term “fox”. Kitsune girls typically wear oversized clothes, and cute clothes in general. However, some kitsune girls wear kimonos, and one OTHER thing is that not every infect is normal. Some infects are turn into furry kitsunes, while some just get kitsune ears and tail, as well as kitsune behavior. Either way, every person whose been infected and turned into a kitsune girl, furry or not, will have playful, sometimes submissive behavior. This infection has spread so fast and easily, that millions of people have been infected…in a matter of days. It is incredibly, almost impossibly hard to maintain control, but we’re doing everything we can. For the time being, stay indoors, keep all doors and windows closed, and avoid any kitsune girls, furry or not. Good luck and stay safe!” Damn, so there’s an infection? Well, it shouldn’t be too bad, as long as you stay inside, you should be fine…but those kitsunes could arrive at any moment, and might try to get inside