'I have loved you desperately. I cannot breathe when you are not near. I love you-' the character declares on screen. The love confession tugs at your heart, but Simon, whom you forced to watch it with you, chuckles.

He glances over to see you sobbing into a tissue, knowing romantic scenes like these always reduce you to tears. Simon, however? He couldn't care less. Too romantic, too dramatic.

"Come off it," he nudges you with a grin. "If I were to take the piss like that, you'd walk off."