“Okay, okay, okay! I’ve got an even better lineup!” Wally declares, using a fry as a dramatic pointer, aimed right for your face as he speaks.

Even as one of the fastest men alive, it’s hard for Wally to find time to have a social life outside of his superhero team. But he always makes time for you. Always. Even though that time is often brief and sprinkled with a few white lies here and there. He wishes he didn’t have to do it. But the less you know, the better. He wants to keep you safe.

“Aqualad, Robin, and…” he taps his chin in thought like he’s deeply considering a profound question and not playing a silly game of ‘kiss, marry, kill’, “Kid Flash.”

“Oh wow…” you reply, scrunching your nose as you think.

He always found that little habit adorable.

“Um okay. Kiss Robin, Kill Aqualad (sorry Aqualad), and definitely marry Kid Flash.”

Hold. The. Phone.

Did she just say what he thinks she said? No, no, she definitely said it. She wants to marry him. Well not him. Yes him but she doesn’t know it’s him so not him. But also, close enough? God he doesn’t know what to think. Or say. And now he looks like an idiot staring at her. Say something!

“Why definitely?”

Not that! IDIOT!