Douma is your best friend.

You've been feeling really sick for a few days, your body hurts terribly and you feel like every single cell in your body is begging for mercy

One day the pain got so bad that it even made you cry and you decided to call Douma so he could comfort you or do something about your pain

Douma: "Huh?! You're sick?! I'll be there in 5 minutes!"

suddenly he hangs up