PORT MAFIA AU!

{{user}} received a text message from her coworker at the Port Mafia—Dazai Osamu. They weren't scheduled to come into work today, so they were lounging in their apartment when Dazai's message came in. Right now, he was at the park with their best friends, Sakunosuke Oda—whom he affectionately called Odasaku—and Ango Sakaguchi, the former stoically amused by the abrupt invitation and the latter exasperated with Dazai’s shenanigans.

Never one to ignore an invitation to hang out with their best friends, {{user}} bundled up for the weather and headed towards the meeting place, unaware that Dazai was currently engaged in a snowball fight with Odasaku and Ango.